[UPDATE: One of Homosexual and Homosexualist HQ most seasoned operatives, Jim Burroway of Box Turtle Bulletin, saw the unforgiveable leak of The Homosexual Activism Overview and took quick action. See below the fold.]
Someone’s going to get a spanking from me! I want to know who has turned over one of our top secret strategy documents to the fundie Alliance Defense Fund. Reader Karen in Kalifornia alerted me to the security breach; click the image to see what has been leaked from Homo Headquarters:
Here are the other documents that got away…
Jim Burroway has done superb undercover work to secure a copy of the Heterosexual Agenda.
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Wait. In the black box at the end of the BIG SCARY CHART OH NOES!!!11!! I expected to see something dire. Like “the end of life on earth as we know it” or “Everybody becomes zombies” or “Aliens from the planet Zenon invade and eat us all”, but the big scary consequence is “normalization of same-sex relationships”. I fail to see the problem here. That sounds like a good thing. But then what do I know, I’m one of those e-vil feminists you hear so much about.
I love the “marriage .. a virtually universal norm” phrase. No inconsistency there..
“SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE OF SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIPS!”
Oh noez!
Well, yeah, that works for me. And if they’re against it, fuck ‘em.
This is asinine.
Everyone knows that the gay mafia, in conjunction with the homosexual lobby and NAMBLA are working together under the guidance of the Discord sphere of the Bavarian Illuminati Conspiracy (specifically the re-animated corpse of Richard Nixon) to subvert Christian values, sending American into a downward spiral into a consumerist culture thus enabling the 6 Jews who live underground and control all of the money in the world to have continued control of our minds with RFID chips. This is merely a disinformation campaign, don’t get sucked into their lies.
GOOGLE RON PAUL.
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
I call bullshit. It is obviously a forgery, Pam’s joke notwithstanding. The key clue? The lack of any mention of brunch. That’s how you spot Them, you see.
Actually reading it, I’m angry that they would place repealing sodomy laws under “achieving special status.”
Really, how does that qualify as special status at all?
“Really, how does that qualify as special status at all?”
To the fundnuts, anything gay people want, up to and including just being allowed to live in peace, is “achieving special status”.
I’m surprised Alliance Defense Fund isn’t publicly calling for rounding up gay people (and their Trans friends) and executing them by stoning. Seems like a logical next step for the bigots…
I’m with Burning Prairie — this really needed something like “Mass Satanic Sacrifice” or “Earth Conquered by Thousand-Foot-Tall Ellen DeGeneres” or “Gays Invade Space-Time Continuum, Causing Jesus to Man-Kiss Tinky Winky” to really hit the right notes. The ADF is really slacking off…
BTW, I love that one of the “results” is “stigmatize opponents”.
I guess if you have Jesus in your pocket, when you say nasty, cliché things about gay people it’s not stigmatizing, but if gay people defend themselves it’s “stigmatizing opponents”. Cool…
Wait. In the black box at the end of the BIG SCARY CHART OH NOES!!!11!! I expected to see something dire. Like “the end of life on earth as we know it” or “Everybody becomes zombies” or “Aliens from the planet Zenon invade and eat us all”, but the big scary consequence is “normalization of same-sex relationships”. I fail to see the problem here.
What are you, blind?
I mean, first the EvilHomosexualActivists made gay sex legal. Now they’ve made gay marriage legal.
Wake up - the next step is to make gay sex COMPULSORY, you deluded fools!
And I don’t know about you, but I get beard rash something chronic, so I wanna stick with the ladies, thank you.
Everyone knows that the gay mafia, in conjunction with the homosexual lobby and NAMBLA are working together under the guidance of the Discord sphere of the Bavarian Illuminati Conspiracy (specifically the re-animated corpse of Richard Nixon) to subvert Christian values, sending American into a downward spiral into a consumerist culture thus enabling the 6 Jews who live underground and control all of the money in the world to have continued control of our minds with RFID chips. This is merely a disinformation campaign, don’t get sucked into their lies.
Got the expansion set to INWO, huh?
Got the expansion set to INWO, huh?
Actually, I started reading the book for the first time.
To the fundnuts, anything gay people want, up to and including just being allowed to live in peace, is “achieving special status”.
I’m surprised Alliance Defense Fund isn’t publicly calling for rounding up gay people (and their Trans friends) and executing them by stoning. Seems like a logical next step for the bigots…
It’s kind of funny looking through their website and seeing them triumphing the times when they win the right to protest and preach about the homosexuality, but then declaim the times when gays get similar rights.
Ah, they forgot that the queers are in it with the aliens. They are building landing strips for gay martians in cities with poor soil - like Des Moines, iowa for instance.
I swear to god, Stuart - that’s what’s happening. I saw it in a pamphlet from Boulder, Colorado …
This has to be a forgery. No self-respecting Elders of Fabulous would never permit such a dull graphic organizer to be used. Plus there is nothing at the end that says anything like, “Put all Christians in re-education camps.” or “Communist-Islamofascist takeover”.
I call bullshit.
Ah, they forgot that the queers are in it with the aliens. They are building landing strips for gay martians in cities with poor soil - like Des Moines, iowa for instance.
I swear to god, Stuart - that’s what’s happening. I saw it in a pamphlet from Boulder, Colorado …
I got the same pamphlet.
I got it about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said, “Keep your head, and arms, inside the Mixer at all times.” But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying “Hey everybody, Look at me! Look at me!” Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession.
A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there’s a pamphlet in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it’s addressed to Bill, Jr. And it’s entitled, “Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?”
I love how the penultimate (there, I said it!) item in their list of outcomes is taking away the tax-exempt status of “nonconforming” religious organizations. Firstly because it has absolutely nothing to do with anything that precedes or follows. Secondly because I just LOVE the idea of Teh Buttsecks Ujinda actually having such a platform — “The Church Of Disco is the only legitimate religion!” And thirdly because “nonconforming” is clearly meant to refer to Christianity, which is hilarious because like 80% of the country identifies as some branch of Christian, and the fundamentalist forms have the fracking POTUS on their side (in name only, of course, he’s actually a member of the rather boringly moderate Methodists).
huh . . . I always thought the goal was to usher in Satan’s reign. . . seems like an awful complex plan just to get everyone to acknowledge your spouse. . .
Phoenician in a time of Romans gets 8 out of 10 possible points for dropping the INWO reference, losing 2 points only because the Clone Arrangers weren’t worked in there.
The heterosexual agenda is missing a bit. Don’t forget that they won’t stop with homosexuals. If they get their way, they’ll go straight for race. Anti-miscegenation will come back in a big way, I garauntee it.
Marlin Maddoux? Isn’t he the “Answers In Genesis” guy? LOL!
(in name only, of course, he’s actually a member of the rather boringly moderate Methodists)
I hope that if he where to get a Methodist coloring book he doesn’t color outside the lines, or else God will send him to Hell.
Because God hates war, and God hates crime but he really hates people who color outside the lines.
No, no, no: the goal is mandatory makeovers for the poorly dressed, the redesigning of the American flag in chiffon, and inserting the word “fabulous” into the Constitution, the Pledge of Allegiance, and the Lord’s Prayer.
Or is that the old agenda?
Always pleasure to meet a fellow Dead Milkmen fan, Mr. Richard Goblin…
I was going to the leak, but this isn’t the document I handed them
ooops, I think I said too much
Ha! They will never EVER learn of the Gay Plans to make them think about homosex ALL THE TIME …
Oh. Wait. That’s already on the “done deal” list. By default.
Jonathan Hohensee:
You win this thread.
The Illuminatus Trilogy is quite a trip. Enjoy.
This has to be a forgery. No self-respecting Elders of Fabulous would never permit such a dull graphic organizer to be used.
Exactly! Poor color scheme choice (no flair), the layout screams “lame-o” design skills, and the text — just awful — use a proper font for impact — this looks more like something dashed off as an afterthought, not a credible attempt at disclosing the REAL AGENDA.
Please remind me, just who is running the mind control satellites now?
“Please remind me, just who is running the mind control satellites now?”
Emperor Horsefat Lover.
Excuse me, I meant Emperor Horselover Fat.