Obviously, if we allow children to view this sort of thing, with vegetables loving one another, they are going to grow up thinking that sort of thing is okay, which will inevitably lead to their wanting to marry interkingdom, and who knows where that might lead? Imagine if they bring their vegetable to Thanksgiving dinner? And not in a casserole!

She laughs herself sick about this as it is apparently well-known in her industry that porn revenues go way up whenever there’s any kind of church-related conference at a given hotel.

Well, of course. Each and every one of the fundies must view each and every porn film in order to be able to fulminate properly about how immoral the films are. You wouldn’t want them to be arguing from ignorance, would you?

Please.

“I love you, you leave me”
It’s pedobestiality, Mike. Pedobestiality.

…if that’s true, not only is Barney a walking creationist’s paradox, he’s a pedophile too…

It all ends with Barney and Vegetales being the only acceptable form of entertainment…

Actually, Barney is a dinosaur. You know, those things that lived millions of years before god created the earth? Big no-no.

There are a lot of things other than unmarried sex that the bible prohibits.

In fact, thinking about it, I can’t imagine any movie less biblically offensive than married-people amateur porn. Because it’s the only genre without people wearing cotton-poly blend. And the bible’s fine with kinky sex shit as long as there’s some procreation, or at least the possibility.

we specifically list marriott hotels as the preferred lodging provider due to their wonderful pornography options.

We will cease staying there if they discontinue the porn.

WWJD?

Except, of course, the fundies have to drive the biggest, baddest SUV/van/mega-vehicle to haul the Quiverful around…oh and they love atomic weapons with which to threaten “IslamoFascists”…