Jesus’ General discovers why Pastor John Hagee’s skills connecting weather disasters due to homosexual activity make him a spot-on choice to head up the National Weather Service in a John McCain administration.
The General also gives advice to McCain below:
After all, he was the only climate expert who actually identified what caused Hurricane Katrina: it was God’s vengeance; He sent it in order to prevent a “homosexual parade…that was going to reach a level of sexuality never demonstrated before in any of the other gay pride parades,” from occurring (see video above).”
Think about it. With a combination of prayer, prophecy, and field reports from Peter LaBarbara, Pastor Hagee could prevent weather-related disasters simply by identifying and, with the help of the State Security Apparatus, preventing events that could prompt God’s displeasure.
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I’m so powerful, I can cause hurricanes!
McBush needs the stoopid vote. He already has the RichBitch and Geezer votes tied up.
This is it. With raging melanoma, advancing age, and a crop of even greasier car slaesmen coming through the ranks, it’s now or never for McBush.
And Provincetown and San Fran are still on the map and doing great… why…?
I’m torn between comparing Hagee to either Piglet in the Blustery Day and someone listening to Carole King’s “I Feel The Earth Move” while stoned. Or maybe a weird combination of both.
“Oh… oh dear dear… oh-oh, dear-dear-dear…”
I know a meteorologist from the National Weather Service (he’s a hurricane flyer). I haven’t talked to him this week, but I could swear I hear him screaming.
I think it’s funny that the Tightie Rightie Fundies talk about sexuality as much as they talk about God. Listen to the way they say it…”ssexuualityy”. They draw the word out. I think they’re inherently perverted, personally.
But that’s just me.
I think it’s funny that the Tightie Rightie Fundies talk about sexuality as much as they talk about God. Listen to the way they say it…”ssexuualityy”. They draw the word out. I think they’re inherently perverted, personally.
But that’s just me.
Hagee chooses not to understand that sometimes, bad things happen to good people. Oh, but they had a gay pride parade there! Well, jeez, in my city we’ve had an innumerable amount, and nothing terrible has happened to us yet. Someday, California will break off into the sea, and Austin will be sucked in to the Earth in a cataclysmic fault slip, much as the armies of Mordor disappeared into the earth at the end of the third Lord of the Rings film. Because, you know, it really is just that simple.
Hagee doesn’t need a state security apparatus to go after sinful events that could call down divine meteorological wrath. He could just give some direction to the troops of his fellow True Believer Osama.
I never thought a candidate would want to throw a quarter of the electorate under the bus, but McCain’s sucking up to Catholic-hating Hagee shows me wrong.
Hello all…first post here…
I was listening to Right Wing Rant Radio today screaming today’s scripted screed - “Obama’s pastor is a racist and has the temerity to say that America is run by *gasp* rich white men…therefore Obama is a racist.” Really. Apparantly if you are Obama the views of someone else are somehow magically transformed into yours.
But the same wing nuts said…(sic)”But we all know the John McCain doesn’t hold the same views as John Hagee.”
I don’t know that…in fact, isn’t JM a very rich very white man? (or at least the kept political Ken Doll of a very rich white woman?)
Hmmm.
Yeah, Hagee is an off script wingnut but then so is Obama’s man Rev. Wright who is fairly nutty, too. But since he throws around some pro-black rhetoric, liberals will give the guy a pass.
Yeah, Hagee is an off script wingnut but then so is Obama’s man Rev. Wright who is fairly nutty, too. But since he throws around some pro-black rhetoric, liberals will give the guy a pass.
you mean like this?
i guess jeff fecke isn’t really a liberal …
Think of the power we have. We could choose to destroy any city we want. All of us Gays can go have a really wild parade somewhere and God will destroy the city! Cool. What city do we want to destroy next? I’m surprised the military hasn’t called us up. We could all go to Baghdad for our parade and then we’ll win the Iraq war!.
LOL! Dang, if only Truman had known about the power of the gay parade, there would have been no need for the Manhattan Project.
I’m still imagining the weather forecast for the future McCain administration; “God will visit His vengeance on Orlando tomorrow, while New York will suffer His displeasure, and St. Louis will have a slight splattering of His annoyance. Kansas City will continue to enjoy His sunshine.”
General Patton was years ahead of his time demanding a suitable prayer for clement weather, eh?
Too true, Louise.
(Raps desk with ruler)
Okay, ‘fess up now, people. Who was being gay in Atlanta last night?
Honestly, and you were warned that this would happen, too. What does it take for you to listen…