But the kids who work for me are puzzled as to why it took us, to a woman, so many years to get our groove on…on a regular basis, and why the thought of “toys” didn’t occur to us until well after we had had our last kid.

Thank Feminism. Viva fearless young women. And particularly, viva the parties that made it safe for us’n older gals to check out the merchandise.

Humans masturbate.

Humans have sex during menstruation.

Humans have sex during pregnancy.

Humans have sex after menopause.

Many sexual encounters do not involve coitus.

So, think again!

Humans have sex for affection, intimacy, pleasure, and fun.

Children are a natural consequence of unprotected heterosexual sex.

In other words, children are what happens if you’re not careful.

And if we had children every time we had sex, how many children would the average person have? And how overcrowded would our tiny planet be now?

Jerry Steinberg
Founding Non-Father of NO KIDDING!
The international social club for childless and childfree couples and singles
www.nokidding.net; info@nokidding.net

69 Responses to “It’s about life! Babies! Life! Babies!”

Right now, as I type this, that is the header for the comments section of this article.

I find that rather amusing……

Voting Republican. God, you’re slow today, louise…

My guess is that these clowns have no consideration whatsoever about women’s pleasure in the first place.

Remember, these folks think woman was specifically made by God to please man. I suspect their real objection to dildos is two-fold. First, that it allows women to be in any way sexual without a man being present, and second, that gay men might use one.

Vaginas may have been installed on women, but only for the pleasure of men.

That, and facing the consequences of their wives saying “Wait, this is supposed to please me too?”

Naturally. The average dildo is way, way bigger than the average wingnut penis…”

So that’s why the donkey is the symbol of the Democratic party! Or maybe non-wingnut men are just less likely to be jealous of an inanimate object.

Of course, we all know what the real problem with sex toys is. A woman might have an orgasm without getting pregnant. And we CAN’T HAVE THAT.

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