Comments on: Friday Random Ten “You Can’t Say That On (American) Television” Edition

by: Genevieve

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:17:42 +0000

1. Death Cab for Cutie–Different Names for the Same Thing
2. The Shins–So Says I
3. Fleetwood Mac–Thrown Down
4. Nirvana–Heart-Shaped Box
5. The Arctic Monkeys–The View from the Afternoon
6. Green Day–Letterbomb
7. The Good, the Bad, and the Queen–The Bunting Song
8. Led Zeppelin–Sick Again
9. Nirvana–Moist Vagina
10. ‘Wonderful,’ from the soundtrack to Wicked

by: Rebecca, Mad Gastronomer

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 16:52:48 +0000

Andrea, sorry. I didn’t mean it quite like that, and I get how it could be annoying.

by: PhoenixRising

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:01:01 +0000

Not at all. I’m delighted that there is apparently a social milieu in which women feel free to discuss with their friends both what kinds of orgasms they’re having, and what kinds of activities lead thereto.

That’s great news. I’m just not nearly that cool. As in, if the waiter could hear me, I’d be too self-conscious to say any of that.

And yeah, I’m going with the ‘just relax, 5 cents please’ advice as ‘prelude to a knuckle sandwich’. That’s all I got.

by: Porco Rosso

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:30:55 +0000

Don’t Let Him Waste Your Time - Jarvis Cocker
In My Secret Place - Magnetic Fields
Cello Concerto in B-flat - Janos Starker
East St. Louis Tweedle-Dee - Steve Goodman
garlic head clown serenades ballerina crying vaseline tears - califone
Drifting - Jimi Hendrix
How Long - Information Society
I used to say I love you - Robyn Hitchcock
Earthquake (12-mix) - Flirtations
Permites Madrecita - Amparanoia

by: Andrea

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:57:06 +0000

PhoenixRising, what the heck? Are you being sarcastic? I have no idea what you’re talking about. Was my first comment somehow wrong or offensive? Please don’t make fun of me because none of my friends can ejaculate when your personal experience shows that you’ve never been with a woman who couldn’t. I’d request that you don’t essentialize women’s bodies, or that you not make fun of me for having apparently inadequate friends, but I actually have no idea if that’s what you’re doing. Waiters on my lunch dates? What? I am seriously confused. Please explain.

by: Andrea

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:42:22 +0000

Honestly, Rebecca, I thank you for the helpful tips, but if I hear one more time that I just need to relax, give it more time, or find a more caring partner, I’m going to lose it.

by: Banisteriopsis

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:58:52 +0000

Please refer to the man man pages for proper configuration

ROFLMAO

by: Rebecca, Mad Gastronomer

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:29:32 +0000

The class couldn’t have taken place any later than last summer, and was probably longer ago than that. I know they don’t archive stuff, either, so I’m not at all surprised it wasn’t there.
I did, in fact, receive the advice to just relax and let it happen, from the people I mentioned previously. In context, it was not an unreasonable thing to say (the entire situation having been thoroughly negotiated), and I was not at that moment in a position to be punching anyone, even if I had been so inclined.

by: PhoenixRising

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:41:33 +0000

Thanks, Rebecca. I checked their site and while there are thorough descriptions of workshops, none seemed to be on this topic.

Any woman to whom I suggested that if she’d just relax, it would happen, would be justified should she care to punch me in the mouth in reply. Hope they covered that along with the ‘advice’ along those lines. Because that would sting.

Already doctors are injecting G-spots with all sorts of crap in “G-spot enhancement therapy”.

Owwww. Ow. Ow.

That is sick, strange and wrong.

Someone was just saying that we can stop worrying about sexism.

I’m noticing that the medications to make male genitalia behave in a stereotyped fashion, used regardless of medical need, are taken by mouth. I wonder whether that was one of the user acceptance criteria. Picturing Bob Dole advertorial on getting gigged in his most vulnerable anatomy…must go rinse brain with bleach.

by: Rebecca, Mad Gastronomer

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:06:32 +0000

Phoenix rising, I seriously have very little idea. I’m a member at CSPC, but I missed the mailing that advertised it, and only heard about it during a conversation about female ejaculation with a couple of other members. In general, though, any sort of how-to class at the CSPC will encourage or require participants to come (sorry, couldn’t resist) as couples (or possibly triads), so they have people with whom to practice. All sexes welcome. Usually there’s some technical data offered, presumably in this case anatomical and physiological, and then some basic techniques are demonstrated by the instructor upon a volunteer subject (who is arranged for ahead of time, not a volunteer from the audience, usually). I believe it was mentioned to me that the women in this class were also given some advice on how to relax and let it happen, as well.
I think the people I was talking to had attended the class. Certainly they were both very good at getting results.

Various other parts of this thread cause me to want a verbal way to distinguish between the entire mass of clitoral tissue and the bit that sticks out.