Comments on: The names are “Amanda Marcotte” and “Melissa McEwan”, thank you

by: Ron Sullivan, Deity of Durian

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:11:57 +0000

Oh come on, be nice to the poor javelinas. Maybe the game hunters want to think they’re dangerous, but I’ve encountered bands of them in the wild and they were completely polite. We crowded through a fence gap with a bunch of them and none even stepped on my toes.

Now, if you have any Eurasian feral hogs, i.e. razorbacks, that’s who you’d want in the martyrabbatoir. WOOO-EEEE. Go Hawgs!

by: teac

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:34:51 +0000

Amanda no, no designer! No dress!

The only appropriate wear for a man-hating libhomo feminazi (the xtian-bashing is mere window dressing) is anything rough and woodsy from LL Bean. Say, something in flannel, denim, and big honkin’ boots.

by: NancyP

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:18:52 +0000

Beats me - something with disco balls and spaghetti monsters - disco ball earrings, spaghetti dress?

The poster is brilliant! You can be proud.

Alternately, you can go to your local sf-con geek and have he/she/it design a two-headed suit for the event.

by: Midgetqueen

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:41:02 +0000

Ahahahaha! Well, we all know what they say… we wouldn’t think well of ourselves if certain people DIDN’T dislike us. I say congrats. Congrats to both of you!

Also amused but not surprised that the hate crimes bill made it onto the list.

Thanks for postin’ this. Gave me a much needed laugh on a tough workday. TFIF indeed.

by: DBK

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:24:32 +0000

Amanda, you’re just bragging.

by: smartalek

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:54:18 +0000

Congrats on the recognition of your great genius and power.
Don’t know about the designer, but clearly your official photog clearly has to be the re-animated (or conjured from Hell) Helmut Newton.
(To the Xtianists, he’d be a 2-fer: Jewish and a deviated prevert. Then again, to that crew, those are pretty much one and the same anyway.)

by: jessilikewhoa, lord seitan

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:36:10 +0000

you should skip the designers and go dressed up as mary, only the naughty halloween version of mary. they would love it.

by: FlipYrWhig

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:08:54 +0000

Just say you’re betting on the boars. Then you collect either way.

by: Phoenician in a time of Romans

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:24:25 +0000

Whee! The javelinas vs. the Southern Baptists! You could make some seriously good money setting wild pigs on Bible-thumpers for entertainment in Texas

Wouldn’t it be confusing for the betting though?

by: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:57:20 +0000

Whee! The javelinas vs. the Southern Baptists! You could make some seriously good money setting wild pigs on Bible-thumpers for entertainment in Texas

Who was it Molly Ivins was quoting when she said, “The problem with Texas Baptists is that we don’t hold ‘em under water long enough?”