Comments on: 700 Club: I-35 can cure homosexuality

by: humanest humanist

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:47:34 +0000

not to worry please. 700 club will cure christinanity.

by: gravitybear

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:10:00 +0000

I live in St Paul and work in Minneapolis, so maybe the rest of the country has forgotten, but I note that I-35W is the highway that had the bridge collapse back in August.

What does this mean for the highway of holiness?

I guess even Jesus has trouble getting highway funding.

by: rvman

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:45:09 +0000

I-35 is completely straight running through Waco, but is rather kinky in the Austin area, and goes both ways to Dallas and Fort Worth.

by: serena kitt

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:44:52 +0000

wow, “fire”? i’ve been groped and complimented at the bi-weekly liberal homosexual agenda parties, but that’s a pretty good line. i don’t think it’s far-fetched to go to church just to have an excuse to follow the guy home on Saturday night.

by: Longshot

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:20:00 +0000

Wait - I got the blog equivalent of Rick Rolled - I totally missed the line where you said that quote was from Jesus’ General XD XD

by: Longshot

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:15:19 +0000

Strapping young Christian men are invading homosexual bars, laying their hands upon the patrons, and making them scream Jesus’ name in ecstasy.

Of course, that could be “Jesus, get your hands *off* me you freak!”

Or, it could be “Jesus, what a light touch!”

by: Andreas

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:38:07 +0000

Hm…
They should do these sieges at orphanages and homeless shelters and help THOSE people. But it seems that is not a priority…

by: Banisteriopsis

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:15:28 +0000

It’s called the Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America
http://www.spp.gov/

Or here’s a whitehouse press release.

by: Rendier

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:34:36 +0000

Oh…so this road is evil…hmm?

Does that mean that it gather’s evil to it…evil like these crazy folks here?

by: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits

Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:31:59 +0000

You know what I want to know: how many wide stances in the rest area men’s rooms along God’s Own Asphalt?

I don’t know whether it’s teh stoopid or teh tack-keee that gets me more.

For some reason, this reminded me of a Molly Ivins article in which she discussed legislative efforts to make peein’ on the wall illegal one of the funniest things she’d written….Damn I miss her.