Comments on: Someone buy Phill Kline some used panties! http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/ Just another WordPress weblog Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:45:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha by: Bitter Scribe http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-460419 Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:09:54 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-460419 StaticAge, that article you linked to is absolutely appalling. This guy is more useless than tits on a boar. StaticAge, that article you linked to is absolutely appalling. This guy is more useless than tits on a boar.

]]> by: Tara, Antisocial SocialWorker http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459901 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:38:50 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459901 I propose that we immortalize him in the lexicon. The line between where his nose ends and where my panties begin, shall henceforth be known as the "Phillk Line." As in, "your nosiness about my sex life really crosses the Phillk Line." I propose that we immortalize him in the lexicon. The line between where his nose ends and where my panties begin, shall henceforth be known as the “Phillk Line.” As in, “your nosiness about my sex life really crosses the Phillk Line.”

]]> by: ema http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459896 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:02:38 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459896 You all are aware that Mr. Kline actually <a href="http://thewelltimedperiod.blogspot.com/2007/07/former-kansas-attorney-general-phill.html" rel="nofollow">stole the patient charts</a>, no? Here's the timeline: <b>November 2006</b> - Paul Morrison, Johnson County district attorney, defeats Kline and becomes the new Kansas Attorney General. <b>January 5, 2007</b> - Kline forwards copies of patient charts to the Johnson County district attorney's office. <b>January 8, 2007</b> - Kline leaves the state attorney general's office for the Johnson County district attorney's office where he replaces Morrison as the new district attorney. ... <b>June 2007</b> - Morrison also informs Comprehensive Health that Kline, the Johnson County district attorney, retains copies of the patient charts and he finally tells the clinic about Kline forwarding copies of the charts to the Johnson County district attorney's office on Jan. 5. You all are aware that Mr. Kline actually stole the patient charts, no? Here’s the timeline:

November 2006 - Paul Morrison, Johnson County district attorney, defeats Kline and becomes the new Kansas Attorney General.

January 5, 2007 - Kline forwards copies of patient charts to the Johnson County district attorney’s office.

January 8, 2007 - Kline leaves the state attorney general’s office for the Johnson County district attorney’s office where he replaces Morrison as the new district attorney.

…

June 2007 - Morrison also informs Comprehensive Health that Kline, the Johnson County district attorney, retains copies of the patient charts and he finally tells the clinic about Kline forwarding copies of the charts to the Johnson County district attorney’s office on Jan. 5.

]]> by: StaticAge http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459877 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:00:20 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459877 <blockquote>Does this guy ever actually, you know, enforce laws against criminals?</blockquote> Not often--and when he does <a href="http://www.pitch.com/2007-06-21/news/the-dimwit-d-a/" rel="nofollow">he's not exactly competent.</a>

Does this guy ever actually, you know, enforce laws against criminals?

Not often–and when he does he’s not exactly competent.

]]> by: tristanheydt http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459761 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:50:08 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459761 Speaking as a worker in the ever glamorous sex industry... yeah, used panties <i>qua</i> used panties are illegal to send through the mail. Speaking as a worker in the ever glamorous sex industry… yeah, used panties qua used panties are illegal to send through the mail.

]]> by: cminus, dark lord of castle nutella http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459673 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:05:28 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459673 <i> I’m half tempted to start a pledge drive of women sending used panties to Phill Kline and co-current donations to Planned Parenthood to help them defend against this harassment. He’d probably use the power of his office to level harassing charges against us for violating some sort of biohazard law. </i> Yeah, I'm pretty sure he'd argue that cooties are a biohazard.
I’m half tempted to start a pledge drive of women sending used panties to Phill Kline and co-current donations to Planned Parenthood to help them defend against this harassment. He’d probably use the power of his office to level harassing charges against us for violating some sort of biohazard law.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’d argue that cooties are a biohazard.

]]> by: woodrowfan http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459651 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:04:06 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459651 since he seems to get off on the idea of young woman having sex I'd suggest you mail him some giant plain white "granny" panties instead..... since he seems to get off on the idea of young woman having sex I’d suggest you mail him some giant plain white “granny” panties instead…..

]]> by: Mark Foxwell http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459638 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:03:08 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459638 <blockquote>Ms. Kate,Goddess of Tomato Cultivation October 18, 2007 at 9:56 pm How about threadbare period stained panties? Only sluts don’t get pregnant all the time! </blockquote> Indeed. There's a very interesting book about Muslim women, called <i>Nine Parts of Desire</i>, by Australian journalist Geraldine Brooks. http://www.geraldinebrooks.com/ Somewhere in there she mentions a Saudi Arabian woman who visited a doctor (probably a woman doctor, not just because her society wouldn't want her looked at by a man but also because most Saudi MDs are women) and it turned out she had no idea what menstruation was--she'd been married before menarche and the moment she became fertile she became pregnant, and had had half a dozen babies or more and never experienced a period. (Apparently no one ever told her to expect one either--perhaps ordinary menstruation was why she visited the doctor). Brooks also talks about the time she was in a Saudi airport, and the security guards demanded to investigate her luggage for contraband. When they found her pads or tampons or whatever, they demanded to know what these were; when she began to explain it to them they got flustered and slammed the luggage shut, asking no more questions and hurrying her out of their checkpoint. So yeah, these panty care packages might have very interesting effects on this guy. Just remember--insanity can be a bit unpredictable.

Ms. Kate,Goddess of Tomato Cultivation
October 18, 2007 at 9:56 pm

How about threadbare period stained panties? Only sluts don’t get pregnant all the time!

Indeed. There’s a very interesting book about Muslim women, called Nine Parts of Desire, by Australian journalist Geraldine Brooks.

http://www.geraldinebrooks.com/

Somewhere in there she mentions a Saudi Arabian woman who visited a doctor (probably a woman doctor, not just because her society wouldn’t want her looked at by a man but also because most Saudi MDs are women) and it turned out she had no idea what menstruation was–she’d been married before menarche and the moment she became fertile she became pregnant, and had had half a dozen babies or more and never experienced a period. (Apparently no one ever told her to expect one either–perhaps ordinary menstruation was why she visited the doctor).

Brooks also talks about the time she was in a Saudi airport, and the security guards demanded to investigate her luggage for contraband. When they found her pads or tampons or whatever, they demanded to know what these were; when she began to explain it to them they got flustered and slammed the luggage shut, asking no more questions and hurrying her out of their checkpoint.

So yeah, these panty care packages might have very interesting effects on this guy. Just remember–insanity can be a bit unpredictable.

]]> by: Phoenician in a time of Romans http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459636 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:57:14 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459636 <i>No way. he might be a Larry Craig Republican using all of this for cover. Republicans don’t get to play with or see me in my underwear.</i> That's pretty fucking selfish, Jeff - <a href="http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6264.html#comment-216058" rel="nofollow">we've asked people to do far worse</a>... No way. he might be a Larry Craig Republican using all of this for cover. Republicans don’t get to play with or see me in my underwear.

That’s pretty fucking selfish, Jeff - we’ve asked people to do far worse…

]]> by: Godless Heathen http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459633 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:37:43 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/18/someone-buy-phill-kline-some-used-panties/#comment-459633 Mercurial Georgia, you win the interwebs for Stephan Gagne reference! Mercurial Georgia, you win the interwebs for Stephan Gagne reference!

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