Posted by Amanda Marcotte October 14, 2007 in Uncategorized, Fun stuff
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my pussy gave to me…
Twelve Nice Guys™ whining,
Eleven spinsters weeping,
Ten hairy armpits,
Nine tampons dripping,
Eight abortions and counting,
Seven bras a-burning,
Six knotted assrags,
Fiiiiive Nuvarings!
Four lying sluts
Three strap-ons,
Two flannel shirts
And a cat sleeping in the bed with me!
Links abound to back up each line. There’s also a demo.
Lindsay has also written lyrics.
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Bwaaaaahaaahaaah!I’m weeping with laughter as I’m typing.This is so great!Someone must make a video to this to put on youtube!Hilarious!
Some of it only makes sense if you’re familiar with certain Feministe trolls or troll-patterns. I was giggling all day yesterday but decided not to try to explain why to my husband, since it would take days and ruin the humour.
I think it’s pretty clear even if you’re unfamiliar with the Feministe trolls, largely because the trolls aren’t particularly original. They recycle the same crap most other anti-feminists do.
Oh man, only 2 flannel shirts? C’mon Santa; bring me some more!
And if it’s 10 hairy armpits, that makes 5 lying sluts, not 4. Just saying…
Did the “12 Days of Xmas” song ever have a purpose besides giving fodder for parodies?
Anybody know all the lyrics to the Dreidel song?
Vagina with dentata,
I made it out of Play-doh!
Only ONE cat???
Boy, some people are never satisfied.
One cat scanned. fer crap’s sake.
Hey, cat lady’s gotta start some where
@Louise:Technically,ten hairy armpits don’t neccessarily make five lying sluts.If one of the sluts in question were to speak the truth,then only four of them are in fact lying sluts,since one isn’t lying.Or something.
or one of the sluts could shave her pits. Just sayin.
Then there would be EIGHT hairy armpits- to have 10, at least 5 women and as many as 10 are hairy (if only one side was shaved). Guess who spent the weekend helping her kid with math…
Well, at least we have six knotted ass-rags.
Only 8 abortons? Pikers.
Lovin’ every single line of it. I think we’ll sing that this year at Christmas. So fitting.