Comments on: Mark your calendars for the 2007 Values Voters Summit/Washington Briefing http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/ Just another WordPress weblog Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:16:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha by: redmountain http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-457211 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:28:51 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-457211 damn. wish i could attend the "impact of the homosexual AGENDA" session. wonder if mark foley or larry craig will be there? damn.

wish i could attend the “impact of the homosexual AGENDA” session.

wonder if mark foley or larry craig will be there?

]]> by: Tommykey http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-457031 Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:24:58 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-457031 What, Michelle Malkin won't be a speaker on illegal immigration? I wonder if Max Blumenthal will be there to get some wingnuts on film. What, Michelle Malkin won’t be a speaker on illegal immigration?

I wonder if Max Blumenthal will be there to get some wingnuts on film.

]]> by: deep6 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-457019 Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:50:42 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-457019 You're right of course, Ms Kate, but assuming they did figure out they were trapped in there, I think the bigger question is who would turn cannibal first? My money's on Gary Bauer. I bet Dobson would start the man-love within the first week. Romney would spend his days in the bathroom. Schlafly would probably take command and try to bring order but just end up being the dictator of the cave. You’re right of course, Ms Kate, but assuming they did figure out they were trapped in there, I think the bigger question is who would turn cannibal first? My money’s on Gary Bauer. I bet Dobson would start the man-love within the first week. Romney would spend his days in the bathroom. Schlafly would probably take command and try to bring order but just end up being the dictator of the cave.

]]> by: Josh http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-457009 Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:35:07 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-457009 Jim Wallis? Argh. Hope he comes to regret it. Ron Paul too, despite great xenophobia credentials, is likely to find himself at odds with a number of these people's other pet issues. Jim Wallis? Argh. Hope he comes to regret it. Ron Paul too, despite great xenophobia credentials, is likely to find himself at odds with a number of these people’s other pet issues.

]]> by: Archer http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-457006 Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:33:51 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-457006 Okay, listen up, people. We're gonna buy passes to this thing and have some fun. 1. Get a bunch of ovums and sperms from a local fertility clinic. Pair them off in Petri dishes. When Jim Dobson comes rushing over, throw lighter fluid in the dishes and light it and yell "OOPS! I'M A MURDERER! HA HA HA HA." Then thumb your nose and make a big farting noise. 2. Tell them we're outside stoning an adulteress and see how many show up. (Use a fake adulteress.) 3. Come dressed as a rotted corpse and yell "Hi, I'm Terri Schiavo!" Then sit down and have bad table manners, reaching for food, etc. Okay, listen up, people. We’re gonna buy passes to this thing and have some fun.

1. Get a bunch of ovums and sperms from a local fertility clinic. Pair them off in Petri dishes. When Jim Dobson comes rushing over, throw lighter fluid in the dishes and light it and yell “OOPS! I’M A MURDERER! HA HA HA HA.” Then thumb your nose and make a big farting noise.

2. Tell them we’re outside stoning an adulteress and see how many show up. (Use a fake adulteress.)

3. Come dressed as a rotted corpse and yell “Hi, I’m Terri Schiavo!” Then sit down and have bad table manners, reaching for food, etc.

]]> by: PhoenicianRomans http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-457003 Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:22:32 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-457003 <i>Danae Dobson, Author and Daughter of Dr. James Dobson Why would Dr. James Dobson, Christian extrordinaire, name his child after the mother of Perseus by Zeus</i> The registrar misheard. "Dr Dobson, what is your daughter's name?" "Dunno." Danae Dobson, Author and Daughter of Dr. James Dobson

Why would Dr. James Dobson, Christian extrordinaire, name his child after the mother of Perseus by Zeus

The registrar misheard.

“Dr Dobson, what is your daughter’s name?”

“Dunno.”

]]> by: Ms Kate, Mother of All Apple Pies http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-456996 Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:07:50 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-456996 <i>Matthew 6:5-6</i> Can we put this on a bunch of signs in black on white and start holding them up at sporting events? Wear it on T-shirts outside certain venues? Paint it on underpasses? I wonder what the reaction would be? Matthew 6:5-6

Can we put this on a bunch of signs in black on white and start holding them up at sporting events? Wear it on T-shirts outside certain venues? Paint it on underpasses?

I wonder what the reaction would be?

]]> by: Ms Kate, Mother of All Apple Pies http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-456995 Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:05:42 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-456995 Deep6, if we buried the place in sand, do you really think they would even notice? I think you'd just create one giant wingnut comfort zone, as that's where their heads are at already (if one is to state it charitably). Deep6, if we buried the place in sand, do you really think they would even notice? I think you’d just create one giant wingnut comfort zone, as that’s where their heads are at already (if one is to state it charitably).

]]> by: deep6 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-456991 Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:59:52 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-456991 So all these psychos are going to be in one big convention center, all at the same time? Damn, I wish violence were the answer. I would SO be looking for a smart bomb. But of course that's wrong. And that would turn them all into martyrs, so in exchange for the number of men, women and children who have died from the anti-condom, anti-family, anti-health care, anti-science, anti-woman, anti-peace, anti-reality policies these people espouse, I say we just lock them in there for the next 10 years an dbury the place in sand. They're really getting off quite easy. (And I don't mean that in a Larry Craig-Ted Haggard sort of way.) So all these psychos are going to be in one big convention center, all at the same time?

Damn, I wish violence were the answer. I would SO be looking for a smart bomb.

But of course that’s wrong. And that would turn them all into martyrs, so in exchange for the number of men, women and children who have died from the anti-condom, anti-family, anti-health care, anti-science, anti-woman, anti-peace, anti-reality policies these people espouse, I say we just lock them in there for the next 10 years an dbury the place in sand. They’re really getting off quite easy. (And I don’t mean that in a Larry Craig-Ted Haggard sort of way.)

]]> by: Ms Kate, Mother of All Apple Pies http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-456976 Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:39:05 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/10/09/mark-your-calendars-for-the-2007-values-voters-summitwashington-briefing/#comment-456976 Oh, hey Dana, good luck - do report back now, yall hear? Oh, hey Dana, good luck - do report back now, yall hear?

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