On October 19-21 in Washington, D.C. a real motley crew of the far-right will gather at the Hilton Washington to wring their hands and attempt to bolster the sagging hypocritical movement.

The Values Voters Summit/Washington Briefing 2007 is sponsored by the heavy hitters — Family Research Council, Focus on the Anus Family Action, failed presidential candidate Gary Bauer's American Values, Harry Jackson's High Impact Leadership Coalition and the Alliance Defense Fund.

Unbelievably (oh why am I surprised any more), almost all of the GOP clown car is going to bow down before these far-right fringers. Take a look at this speakers' list: Dr. Ted Baehr, Gary Bauer, Dr. Bill Bennett, Rep. Marsha Blackburn, Ken Blackwell, Myrna Blyth, Judge Robert Bork, Sen. Sam Brownback, Chuck Colson, Jim Daly, Dr. James Dobson, John Fund, Frank Gaffney, Newt Gingrich, Rudy Giuliani, Sean Hannity, Roger Hedgecock, Gov. Mike Huckabee, Rep. Duncan Hunter, Bishop Harry Jackson, Dr. Richard Land, Rabbi Daniel Lapin, Mark Levin, Rich Lowry, Sen. John McCain, Ed Meese, Star Parker, Rep. Ron Paul, Father Frank Pavone, Tony Perkins, Robert Rector, Gov. Mitt Romney, Sen. Rick Santorum, Phyllis Schlafly, Alan Sears, Ben Stein, Rep. Tom Tancredo, Fred Thompson, Jim Wallis, Paul Weyrich.

If you cough up $200, you can purchase the Patriot Package — that gets you a Briefing and Exhibits Pass, and tickets to the Faith, Family & Freedom Gala Dinner honoring Daddy D on Saturday Evening (black-tie optional).

You'll definitely want to attend some of the breakout sessions. I wish I could be there to take in the batsh*t wingnuttery myself. For those of you who haven't received your copy, it looks like there's an opportunity to learn about The Impact of the Homosexual Agenda from former Concerned Woman Bob Knight and Peter Sprigg of the Family Research Council.

See the offerings after the jump.


Here you go

Breakout Sessions — Session I

  • Christian Students, The University of Babylon, and the Firery Furnace: Surviving and Thriving in America's Most Repressive Atmosphere
    David French, Director of Center for Academic Freedom, Alliance Defense Fund
  • Religious Liberty: What Every Values Voter Needs to Know But is Afraid to Ask
    Benjamin Bull, Chief Counsel, Alliance Defense Fund; Jordan Lorence, Senior Attorney, Alliance Defense Fund
  • Empowering the Family
    Ken Blackwell, Senior Fellow for Family Empowerment, FRC; Chuck Donovan, Executive Vice President, FRC; Pat Fagan, Heritage Foundation
[***Womb control dead ahead…***]
  • The Sanctity of Life: From the Womb to the Tomb
    Father Frank Pavone, President, Priests for Life; Bobby Schindler, Executive Director, Terri Schindler Schiavo Foundation
  • The Impact of the Homosexual Agenda
    Bob Knight, Director, Media Research Institute; Peter Sprigg, Vice President for Policy, FRC
[***"Brown Menace Alert***]
  • The Double Threat to Our National Security: Illegal Immigration
    Robert Rector, Senior Research Fellow, Welfare and Family, The Heritage Foundation
  • How to Organize a Voter Registration Drive
    Dr. Kenyn Cureton, Vice President for Church Ministries, FRC
[***Shameless black homobigot recruiting session***]
  • The Future of the Conservative Movement in Black and White: Racial Reconciliation in the Church
    Tony Perkins, FRC, Bishop Harry Jackson, High Impact Leadership Coalition; Rev. Bill Owens

Breakout Sessions — Session II

  • Turning The Tide In Your Generation
    Christian DeJohn; Jason Mattera, Spokesman for Young Americans Foundation; Catherine Smith, President, Network of Enlightened Women, Arizona State University Chapter; David Barnes, Assistant Director of the Young Leaders Program, The Heritage Foundation; Bethanie Swendsen, (Moderator)
    Producer, Washington Watch Weekly, FRC
[***Primer on how to avoid nasty tax-exempt issues…***]
  • The 3-P Third Degree: Politics, Pastors And The Pulpit
    Joe Infranco and Gary McCaleb, Senior Attorneys, Alliance Defense Fund
  • The Power To Choose Care You Can Trust: What The Health Care Debate Means For Your Family
    Jennifer Marshall, Director, Domestic Policy Studies, The Heritage Foundation; Bob Moffit, Director, Center for Health Policy Studies, The Heritage Foundation
  • Science "Friction" In The Bioethics Debate
    Dr. David Prentice, Senior Fellow for Life Sciences, FRC; Carol Franz, Adult Stem Cell Recipient
  • Investing In The Culture
    Evan Loomis and Mark Rodgers, The Clapham Group
  • The Double Threat To Our National Security: Radical Islam
    Frank Gaffney, Founder and President, Center for Security Policy
  • The Political Blogosphere
    Soren Dayton, Political Consultant; David All, The David All Group; Matthew Eppinette, Americans United for Life; Erick Erickson, RedState; Charmaine Yoest, Vice President for Communications for FRC; Joe Carter, Director of Web Communications for FRC
  • Organizing Your Precinct
    The Leadership Institute Representative

You get the idea.

And won't you feel left out if you can't attend this dinner:

Family, Faith and Freedom Gala Dinner Honoring Dr. James Dobson (ticket required–black-tie optional)

Entertainment by Lee Greenwood
Remarks by Chuck Colson, Chairman, Prison Fellowship Ministries
Jim Daly, President, Focus on the Family
Ed Meese III, Ronald Reagan Distinguished Fellow in Public Policy, The Heritage Foundation
Elsa Prince Broekhuizen, Board Member, FRC
Danae Dobson, Author and Daughter of Dr. James Dobson
Mrs. Shirley Dobson
Special Remarks by Dr. James Dobson, Founder and Chairman, Focus on the Family


27 Responses to “Mark your calendars for the 2007 Values Voters Summit/Washington Briefing”  

  1. the Pale Scot

    Having read this morning the adventures of Malkin and her scumbots http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2007/10/fetid-compost-where-their-hearts-should.html

    Concerning the apology
    http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/09/27/6095/#comment-453747

    I put out for this remark
    http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/09/24/malkin-racial-profiling-and-the-jena-6/#comment-452907

    to Tin FoilHattie
    http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/09/24/malkin-racial-profiling-and-the-jena-6/#comment-452932

    I take it back. I’m going for a walk. The pathological lack of empathy these people have is depressing, I’ve known former IRA members and Santa Dominican drug cartel enforcers that seem like Gandhi next these punks, Its amazing the sense of entitlement these nuts have. They’re the kind of people who demand that everyone say grace before a meal, and don’t listen to a word of what they recite. You can’t treat savages as if they’re civilized people. And may I point out the anti-abortion perspective of all this http://lefarkins.blogspot.com/2007/10/purge.html

    Sorry Pam for bum-rushing your thread


  2. >>Christian Students, The University of Babylon, and the Firery Furnace: Surviving and Thriving in America’s Most Repressive Atmosphere

    They should rename that course: How to get the degree you need for that high-paying job without the threat of ever thinking for yourself.


  3. JoAsakura, Minor Deity of Jelly Babies

    it’s an all star cavalcade of WINGNUTTERY!

    holy crap -shouldn’t that amount of repressed psychosexual craziness just cause a black hole to form where the hotel was? 0.o


  4. Taube

    Wait! I’m confused. Is the double-threat to our national security illegal immigration or radical Islam? How will I know how to hate if they don’t spell it out for me?


  5. Other day I looked up the biblical thing which decried that publicly prayerful lot.

    Here, 2 samples:

    The False Audience (6:5)
    “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men.”
    Matthew 6:5-6: “And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men….when thou prayest, enter into thy closet and when thou has shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret….”

    What I didn’t know is that this is the or major source for the very word…
    ‘Hypocrite’


  6. Shockingly enough, I wasn’t invited. Perhaps if our hostess would flame some of my original articles, they’d notice me.


  7. “Shockingly enough, I wasn’t invited. Perhaps if our hostess would flame some of my original articles, they’d notice me.”

    Dana, no offense meant, but even if you were high-profile enough to be considered, you’re probably too Catholic for the fundies who run these kinds of things.

    (You know, “Whore of Babylon” and all that…)


  8. Sarcastro

    Danae Dobson, Author and Daughter of Dr. James Dobson

    Why would Dr. James Dobson, Christian extrordinaire, name his child after the mother of Perseus by Zeus? Not only a mate of a pagan god, but impregnated in one of the most humorous - to modern eyes - episodes in Greek mythology: the golden shower!


  9. You guys think I should try to get a press pass?


  10. Mr Ess, you missed these two, both Roman Catholic, who were listed above:

    Father Frank Pavone, President, Priests for Life; Bobby Schindler, Executive Director, Terri Schindler Schiavo Foundation.

    I still think I have a shot!


  11. Perhaps Daddy D has other fetishes besides spanking and dog abuse.


  12. “I still think I have a shot!”

    Good luck with that…


  13. >>Wait! I’m confused. Is the double-threat to our national security illegal immigration or radical Islam?

    Illegal immigration makes one.
    Radical Islam makes two.

    Hence ‘double threat’.


  14. And yet all those presidential wannabe ‘Pubs refused the invitations of any and all minority folks to come and speak to them…but I see at least 7 of them will be there for this.

    I so hope the Dems get the intestinal fortitude to USE that in 08.


  15. JoAsakura, Minor Deity of Jelly Babies

    I still think I have a shot!

    Dream big, Dana. Dream big.

    and has_te? that is a bible quote that every megachurch pastor and pontificator should be asked if they remember.


  16. I always dream big; what’s the utility in dreaming small? :)


  17. Ms Kate, Mother of All Apple Pies

    More histrionic persecution complex than a room full of stereotypic ethnic mothers!

    More projection than a film festival!

    Ay yi yi!


  18. Ms Kate, Mother of All Apple Pies

    Oh, hey Dana, good luck - do report back now, yall hear?


  19. deep6

    So all these psychos are going to be in one big convention center, all at the same time?

    Damn, I wish violence were the answer. I would SO be looking for a smart bomb.

    But of course that’s wrong. And that would turn them all into martyrs, so in exchange for the number of men, women and children who have died from the anti-condom, anti-family, anti-health care, anti-science, anti-woman, anti-peace, anti-reality policies these people espouse, I say we just lock them in there for the next 10 years an dbury the place in sand. They’re really getting off quite easy. (And I don’t mean that in a Larry Craig-Ted Haggard sort of way.)


  20. Ms Kate, Mother of All Apple Pies

    Deep6, if we buried the place in sand, do you really think they would even notice? I think you’d just create one giant wingnut comfort zone, as that’s where their heads are at already (if one is to state it charitably).


  21. Ms Kate, Mother of All Apple Pies

    Matthew 6:5-6

    Can we put this on a bunch of signs in black on white and start holding them up at sporting events? Wear it on T-shirts outside certain venues? Paint it on underpasses?

    I wonder what the reaction would be?


  22. PhoenicianRomans

    Danae Dobson, Author and Daughter of Dr. James Dobson

    Why would Dr. James Dobson, Christian extrordinaire, name his child after the mother of Perseus by Zeus

    The registrar misheard.

    “Dr Dobson, what is your daughter’s name?”

    “Dunno.”


  23. Okay, listen up, people. We’re gonna buy passes to this thing and have some fun.

    1. Get a bunch of ovums and sperms from a local fertility clinic. Pair them off in Petri dishes. When Jim Dobson comes rushing over, throw lighter fluid in the dishes and light it and yell “OOPS! I’M A MURDERER! HA HA HA HA.” Then thumb your nose and make a big farting noise.

    2. Tell them we’re outside stoning an adulteress and see how many show up. (Use a fake adulteress.)

    3. Come dressed as a rotted corpse and yell “Hi, I’m Terri Schiavo!” Then sit down and have bad table manners, reaching for food, etc.


  24. Josh

    Jim Wallis? Argh. Hope he comes to regret it. Ron Paul too, despite great xenophobia credentials, is likely to find himself at odds with a number of these people’s other pet issues.


  25. deep6

    You’re right of course, Ms Kate, but assuming they did figure out they were trapped in there, I think the bigger question is who would turn cannibal first? My money’s on Gary Bauer. I bet Dobson would start the man-love within the first week. Romney would spend his days in the bathroom. Schlafly would probably take command and try to bring order but just end up being the dictator of the cave.


  26. What, Michelle Malkin won’t be a speaker on illegal immigration?

    I wonder if Max Blumenthal will be there to get some wingnuts on film.


  27. redmountain

    damn.

    wish i could attend the “impact of the homosexual AGENDA” session.

    wonder if mark foley or larry craig will be there?


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