Posted by test September 7, 2007 in Middle East, Boggles the Mind, Assholes
According to emailer ChrisR, on page 7 of the transcript of today’s OBL magnum opus, the grand wizard says, “There are no taxes, but rather there is a limited alms totaling only 2.5%.” Which I guess means he’s calling for a flat tax.
So Steve Forbes isn’t off the hook, either.
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Oh, please, like half the Republicans in Congress wouldn’t be lining up to say, “Allahu akbar,” if they were promised a 2.5% tax rate. They’d sell their grandmother for that, so conversion to Wahhabist Islam would be a walk in the park, morals-wise.
And they could make their women wear burkhas, so it would be win-win all around!
is osama using just for terrorists these days?
Oh great. It’s bad enough when the Jehovahs knock on the door; now we’ve got this one asking us to join his club.
Why are we still listening to this asshole? His turgid screed manages to combine the worst of every philosophy. To wit-
Marxism- TEH CORPORASHUNZ!!
Conservatism–TAX CUTS FOR EVERYONE!
Seventh century religious fundamentalism–WEAR UR BURKAH GIRLZ LOL
Thats pretty much it.