Yes, while I fight against the scourge that is democracy, I still allow for voting on really important matters, like who looks best shirtless and lifting things while gracefully sweating.
Today, I’ve got your individual suggestions here. Next week, we’ll do hot tennis players, and in in the upcoming weeks, we’ll do cooks, long-haired geeeks, the Wheedonverse, hot politicians and hot comics. And of course, guys in eyeliner. So I will need your suggestions.
Hotties below the fold.
John Barrowman
Ioan Gruffudd
Robert Pattinson
Daniel Craig
Marat Safin
Jensen Ackles
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John!Barrowman!Oh!My!God!*starts drooling uncontrolably*Please,please,please let there be lots of nude-/sex-scenes in the next season of Torchwood…boy,girl or alien life form,who cares?*drooling continues*
Ioan Gruffudd. And not just because I married a sailor. Yummers!
BARROWMAN!!!!! ^o^/
I’m with r_a… i cannot wait for the next season… *_*
oh, yeah, the others are nice too
Dear Western men: Stop waxing. Thank you.
There is no limit to the number of times I can look at that shot of Daniel Craig and gasp.
Is this a parody of something? I’m missing the joke. You aren’t actually having a beefcake competition on this site, are you?
Gotta agree with Deborah. I just watched that Bond movie again this weekend and that scene with Daniel Craig rising from the waves is still really freakin’ hot.
And it’s such a fabulous homage to the Ursula Andress scene from one of the early Bond movies. Nice to get eye candy for the women this time.
Whedonverse and eyeliner Tuesdays coming soon?
My life expectancy is getting shorter, but I’ll die happy.
it’s normal that just the mention of the Whedonverse has me drooling… right?… right??
Robert Pattinson has such lovely fair skin. Like a bowl of cream. Love his thick eyebrows as well.
Eyeliner day? Oooh. I’m psyched. I may ruin my keyboard drooling in anticipation.
Happy, happy, happy. I cannot wait until Torchwood premieres here this weekend, just for Barrowman. Couldn’t care less about crime shows, but for him, I’ll watch. His song with Kevin Kline in De-Lovely is one of the hottest things ever.
mmmmmmmm, thank you!
No, no - Jensen Ackles all the way. If for no OTHER reason - he has THE most phenomenal ass. It’s like an apple tempting Eve in the garden of Eden - you could make a meal out of that delcious yummy bum!!!
Oh, and yeah, he’s a great actor also.
But I love his butt. And his chest freckles. And his mouth. His biceps. His . . .
Jensen Ackles, Jensen Ackles, Jensen Ackles.
If for no other reason than his glorious butt! It’s such a perfect, tempting little apple plucked straight from the tree of knowledge to tempt all us “Eve”s into making a meal out of it. YUM!
And then there are his biceps, chest freckles, lips, beautiful green eyes and bambi lashes and . . .
Are we limited to the length of our comment?
Yeah, yeah, he’s talented too - number 7 on my list of top actors after Tommy Lee Jones, etc. Truly underrated as an actor.
But, oh, that butt . . .
When we get to eyeliner day, I’m requesting some vintage John Taylor of Duran Duran. For us old timers.
As happy as I am to see Jensen Ackles in all his deliciousness, what is he doing now?
David Bowie looks better in eyeliner than John Taylor, BadKitty. And he looks better in a dress.
Aeryl: Did Supernatural get canceled while I wasn’t looking?
Also, I second Bowie and now feel safe to post my old-time eyeliner favorite — Adam Ant.
Barrooooooooooowman. He’s like the living embodiment of an orgasm. I love how cheeky they let him be on Torchwood and Doctor Who. Yummy.
I can’t wait for long haired geeeks!
Rawor. Ioan, with his marvelous nose and his eyes you could fall into. Diolch yn fawr iawn.
Nice to see Welsh. It’s a pretty language.
And pretty people!
(I’m not Welsh; just looked up the phrase on the Interwebs)
For the comics edition, Dimitri Martin would be wonderful…
BOYS IN EYELINER! my suggestions:
-frank iero
-mikey way
-jared leto
-jade puget
-davey havok
-synyster gates
-zacky vengeance
-colin farrell
-ewan mcgregor
i don’t usually look at the lechery posts but i can’t help but notice that whenever i have, it’s always men.
so…
is it always men?
Ohhhhh yes…all of them, so very lovely! Thank you for posting the Barrowman pic with the water–one of my favorites! And Shirtless Jensen Ackles! EEEE!!! Can’t wait for Supernatural to start up again just to watch him be all badass.
All of them. Fantastic choices!
For the next one, I add my voice to the throng requesting John Taylor of Duran Duran and David Bowie in eyeliner. Bring back my teenage fantasy fodder!
Ioan Gruffudd gets my vote!
More evidence (and less bad-camera-angle-double-chin-ness) see:
http://undergrounddevil.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/ioan_gruffudd_99.jpg
drrrrooooooooollllll….
(agree that grown men are generally better off not waxing their chests)
Rilee:
Yes.
Sheelzebub:
I have never seen nor heard of Mr Pattinson before. My world is now a better place. I thank thee.
I can’t wait for the long haired geeks! Bring on Michael Shanks!
Second also, now I am going to have to start watching tennis — Marat Safin — yummy…
Any tennis geeks out there? I odn’t know the game so well, so any suggestions about hot men in tennis to feature in next week’s lechery would be much appreciated.
The last thing I saw Jensen Ackles in was Dark Angel. That’s how much TV I watch.
The only show I watch now, is Bones.
I love me some David Boreanaz, too.
ooo! for eyeliner week, there’s this one episode of Alias in which Michael Vartan is dressed all dark and gothy and wearing eyeliner and … oh my!
Daniel Craig, OMFG, he is hot.
Wow, I went to high school with Jensen. Imagine my surprise when he turns up on the hot guy page. But yeah, he is still hot.
I don’t watch all that much, but the husband is into it. Roger Federer makes the tv time worth it. Nadal is also kind of cute (as is Roddick). And he lost early on, but Feliciano Lopez is quite yummy.
james blake for the tennis one for sure
@Eileen: Not a competition–just an appreciation.
For tennis Tuesday, I’d like to request Michael Chang. He’s been off the circuit for years, but oh, I have a warm spot somewhere-south-of-my-heart for Michael Chang’s *legs*.
Sheelzebub, I think that male tennis players should’ve been included in today’s lechery, since the US Open is going on as we blog.
Eeew. Daniel Craig.
No.
Ioan Gruffudd though… um, however you pronounce it, he’s way hot.
Guys in eyeliner! W00t! That is an extra bit of lovely news to go along with today’s selections
In case anyone missed the kiss between the Captains Jack Harkness in last season’s finale of Torchwood, check it out here.
I’ll have to convince Dr. Kate to watch some Torchwood sometime soon, just to see her reaction to that scene.
I was Aladdin Sane for Halloween a week after I started dating Ms. Kate. Back when the Aladdin Sane album was merely 1 decade old.
The rest is history.
Yes, bring on Ziggy / Aladdin / the Thin White Duke.
@ Zog:Thanx for that one!Hmmmm…..me loves me some menkissing!*Grins*And I would second that Bowie request as well.
You know, Bowie has been through so many metamorphoses over the years that one could devote an entire session of Tuesday lechery just to him and it would still be like looking at several different beautiful men.
Just sayin’
I just don’t *get* the Daniel Craig thing. And Robert Pattinson, while pretty, is a little too chiselled to turn my crank. The other gentlemen however! *happy sigh* Ioan Gruffudd, what a lovely, lovely beautiful man you are. And Jensen Ackles–I’d forgotten he was on Dark Angel. Another reason I need to get those DVDs (if they’re out).
Good Goddamn that’s hot!
I’ve never watched that show, but that was a bit of a tearjerker.
I’m so glad somebody else said it because I was beginning to think I might be taking crazy pills. What’s with the Daniel Craig obsession? He just doesn’t do it for me.
That Marat Safin guy on the other hand… Yummy!
Long haired geeks: Does Jack White count?
Guys with eyeliner: I’m sure somebody must have already said Johnny Depp. And of course you must include David Bowie…The Labrinth…those sweet sweet tights…
Zog,
Thank you.
somegirls
Was Jensen Ackles cloned? His bellybutton is freakishly high on his stomach.
Tennis? Don’t know much about it, but it’s hard not to live in this country without absorbing at least two types of sporting culture:
Pau l Hanley
His ears give you something to hold onto, at least.
And for the eyeliner, Prince! Prince Prince!
“Was Jensen Ackles cloned? His bellybutton is freakishly high on his stomach.”
He was a clone on Dark Angel, but I think that is just b/c his pants are so low(I love the line of a man’s body like that). I also loved him on Days of our Lives, when I was in my soaps phase.
I’m a Bowie fan from waaay back, and I second the vintage Adam Ant choice, although my Duran Duran pick would be Nick Rhodes, but I’m awfully fond of Chibi’s list, too. But why no love for Gerard, Chibi?
Sadly, there are no pictures of William Beckett in eyeliner that I’ve found, but I think he’s a good candidate for a lechery post ANYWAY.
Lechery Tuesday:
Yes, it’s always men. Yes it’s Beefcake. And why not?
There are no end of sites that objectify women. I just have to look at my husband’s bookmarks. I know he just wants to look, but dang it, so do I!
If Feminism is about empowering women, what better way than for us to learn to *openly* express our admiration for the male form, the way men express their admiration for us. It’s better than peeking from the corner of our eyes and tittering behind our hands, certainly.
In the popular media, models of feminine and masculine beauty are chosen by the fashion industry, and aren’t those are mostly gay men..?
So here are men that WOMEN find beautiful. Enjoy.
OH SWEET JESUS! JOHN BARROWMAN! *drool* Whatta sexy, sexy voice… and the rest of him ain’t too bad either.
I also submit David Tennant for a hottie specimen. I admit he ain’t for everyone but… I do so go for the skinny-dork appeal. And the accent… rowr.
I love the Welsh language- have no idea if it’s true, but my mom told me years ago that my maiden name in Welsh meant “to destroy” and that my first meant “womanly”.
And so my name translated to “womanly destruction!!”
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I (I might be the only one) prefer my eye-candy over-dressed. Oh, and British. That’s usually good, too.
Football Season! (my vote: Tiki and Ronde Barber)