Comments on: Ted Haggard’s ‘completely het’ and back asking for cash http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/ Just another WordPress weblog Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:22:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha by: NiP http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-445555 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:39:56 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-445555 <a href="http://www.m-1.us/Roy_Zimmerman_-_Ted_Haggard_Is_Completely_Heterosexual.mp3" rel="nofollow">Ted Haggard is <i>completely</i> heterosexual!</a> Well....<a href="http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack/yeahrightsaidfred.mp3" rel="nofollow">maybe</a>. Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual!

Well….maybe.

]]> by: hbsweet, empress of ice cream http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-445063 Sat, 25 Aug 2007 19:23:33 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-445063 All Hail Emperor Dan. You're absolutely right. BTW, 99 Restaurant now serves Banana Foster pie: it is a delicious addition to Your Grandness's subjects. All Hail Emperor Dan.
You’re absolutely right.

BTW, 99 Restaurant now serves Banana Foster pie: it is a delicious addition to Your Grandness’s subjects.

]]> by: Dan, Grand High Emperor of Bananas Foster http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444894 Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:44:31 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444894 hbsweet: <blockquote>I say shame an any idiots who would actually FALL for this horseshit, and “help us monthly for two years.” People dumb enough to fork over the cash to support this fuckwart and his family–THAT’S who’s going to need to be forgiven.</blockquote> Nope. Anyone who falls for such an obvious scam deserves whatever they get. hbsweet:

I say shame an any idiots who would actually FALL for this horseshit, and “help us monthly for two years.” People dumb enough to fork over the cash to support this fuckwart and his family–THAT’S who’s going to need to be forgiven.

Nope. Anyone who falls for such an obvious scam deserves whatever they get.

]]> by: B.D. http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444891 Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:29:55 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444891 It gets better <a href="http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/families_with_a_mission" rel="nofollow">Dan Savage</a> has noted. It seems that the charity Ted is using has been defunct since February and that the principle person behind the charity might be a sex offender. It gets better Dan Savage has noted. It seems that the charity Ted is using has been defunct since February and that the principle person behind the charity might be a sex offender.

]]> by: louise http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444887 Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:46:49 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444887 Nah, you keep him. *Bats Haggard back over the net* Oh shit, the shuffle, er, shuttle cock is stuck in the net! Who's the referee and can we get a ruling? (since neither side wants to touch him) Nah, you keep him.

*Bats Haggard back over the net*

Oh shit, the shuffle, er, shuttle cock is stuck in the net! Who’s the referee and can we get a ruling? (since neither side wants to touch him)

]]> by: Bill S http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444878 Sat, 25 Aug 2007 08:22:20 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444878 Yeah, Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual...now that his wife's learned to use a strap-on. Yeah, Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual…now that his wife’s learned to use a strap-on.

]]> by: hbsweet, empress of ice cream http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444856 Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:04:44 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444856 I say shame an any idiots who would actually FALL for this horseshit, and "help us monthly for two years." People dumb enough to fork over the cash to support this fuckwart and his family--THAT'S who's going to need to be forgiven. I say shame an any idiots who would actually FALL for this horseshit, and “help us monthly for two years.” People dumb enough to fork over the cash to support this fuckwart and his family–THAT’S who’s going to need to be forgiven.

]]> by: Parmenides http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444832 Sat, 25 Aug 2007 00:56:14 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444832 Also, I'm wondering who would like to have sex with that girl in the the bullseye add. She doesn't have any hips. What is it with the fascination with boyish looking girls. Also, I’m wondering who would like to have sex with that girl in the the bullseye add. She doesn’t have any hips. What is it with the fascination with boyish looking girls.

]]> by: Parmenides http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444831 Sat, 25 Aug 2007 00:54:31 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444831 He was making 130 fucking thousand dollars as a fucking minister. What the flying fuck do people think that the people who would take a job, whose supposed purpose is to get people get to God, are not going to be greedy lying son's of bitches. (not to say that their mothers may not have had good reason to be bitches if they raised son's like these) He was making 130 fucking thousand dollars as a fucking minister. What the flying fuck do people think that the people who would take a job, whose supposed purpose is to get people get to God, are not going to be greedy lying son’s of bitches. (not to say that their mothers may not have had good reason to be bitches if they raised son’s like these)

]]> by: Samantha Vimes http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444806 Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:58:26 +0100 http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2007/08/24/ted-haggards-completely-het-and-back-asking-for-cash/#comment-444806 <i>I wonder if rentboys.com has noticed any increased activity in the Phoenix area.</i> Oh, I think he's planning to keep it to the parolees this time. With all the "recovering alcoholics, drug addicts, prostitutes, and “other broken people," handy, I'm sure he'll find someone. Which is disgustingly an abuse of power, because they won't have a lot of choice about it. It IS the fox guarding the henhouse, and the fox took the job specifically to get, well, really at the cocks rather than the hens. And I don't think I trust his wife, either. I wonder if rentboys.com has noticed any increased activity in the Phoenix area.

Oh, I think he’s planning to keep it to the parolees this time. With all the “recovering alcoholics, drug addicts, prostitutes, and “other broken people,” handy, I’m sure he’ll find someone. Which is disgustingly an abuse of power, because they won’t have a lot of choice about it.

It IS the fox guarding the henhouse, and the fox took the job specifically to get, well, really at the cocks rather than the hens. And I don’t think I trust his wife, either.

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