You knew it was only a matter of time before Fred Phelps weighed in on Surgeon General nominee Dr. James Holsinger, who wrote an infamous 1991 anti-gay paper, “Pathophysiology of Male Homosexuality,” (PDF), that claimed that “gay sex” was dangerous to public health. Among other things, Holsinger wrote:
the logical complementarity of the human sexes has been so recognized in our culture that it has entered our vocabulary in the form of naming various pipe fittings either the male fitting or the female fitting depending upon which one interlocks within the other. When the complementarity of the sexes is breached, injuries and diseases may occur as noted above.”The Rotting Cryptkeeper tells us that “By all accounts, there is no man living more qualified to be surgeon general than Dr. Holsinger.” He warns, however, that the nomination is damned because the filthy fags (and fag enablers) will make sure it doesn’t come to pass. Watch — it’s a classic:
Hat tip, Jeremy.
[About 2:10 into it:] “Sodomites defile the land…America is now an irreversibly defiled land. Even so, America is now ripe for God to spew out as a nation – which is an elegant metaphor — foul-smelling vomit, describing a nauseating, disgusting, stinking, nasty end to a once great nation.
Sodomites now dominate all of America at every level of society and government; wherever you find a critical, vitally important decision making or policy making position in government or society, you will find a slimy, smirking, smarmy fag or fag enabler even either directly making the decision or absolutely controlling the outcome of it. The current example of this Satanic phenomenon is the pending confirmation of Dr. James Holsinger to be Surgeon General of the United States.
…The decision makers of his confirmation in the Senate are fags and fag enablers, including Senators Ted Kennedy…Hillary Clinton, Chris Dodd and Barack Obama. Four fag sympathizers and promoters. Dr. Holsinger will be sacrificed on the altar of fag lust.
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I’m surprised. Jerry Fallwell wasn’t anti-gay enough, but Holsinger is? Phelps has such exacting standards.
Heh, it should be fun to see what happens when someone points out to Ernie Fletcher and Toothless Mitch McConnell that they’re on the same side as Phelps in this. Especially with all the rumors that Mitch is way deep in the closet.
I like Dodd even more now that I know he’s a “fag-enabler”.
Didn’t Phelps admit to screwing animals? Or was it some other religious freak?
Lol, ’sacrificed on the altar of fag lust” - sounds a bit suggestive! Not only will Dr Holsinger not get the job, he will also be forced to have sex with gay politicians!
And as for all that stuff about not being able to hold any jobs or get promotions unless gay, I think Phelps has taken a leaf from the novel ‘The Wanting Seed’. An impressively insane ranter but he’s not even original.
And I wonder why, in the mini shots of the candidate faces, Barack only gets a cartoon depiction when the others have photos? (Albeit a really weird one for Hillary)
I could almost believe Phelps is a very cunning, dedicated living parody, designed to turn all halfway intelligent and sane people off Christianity, or atleast the religious Right. I’m not sure that it’s working, alas.
What really worries me is this: now that sodomites control the land, what are we gonna do with all those male/female pipe fittings?! The plumbing industry will crash!
The only disgusting abomination that I see is FRED PHELPS.
Y’all can view my altar, but please, if you find it in your hearts, consider a donation.
jessica–remember that in Coulter’s fellatio of Falwell’s corpse (and I did mean to choose that word, considering her rise to glory was through the Clinton witchhunt,) she talked about how he was “too nice.”
(On a side note, I had to laugh at how she shared Falwell’s interest in going back to the 50s. Does she realize that back in that time, unmarried women in their 40s were complete outcasts from society, much more so than today?)
Good point, Ace. I’ve always wondered if the women who support these nutcases, like the ‘counter-feminist’ writer who occasionally writes pieces for The Age, realise that newspapers in the 50’s rarely published ’serious’ pieces by female authors and certainly never political commentary by women. Female employees also got little to no superannuation payments (here in Australia), as their husbands were supposed to provide for them, so there goes the retirement fund!
Ah but the rules they want to impose on the rest of us aren’t supposed to apply to THEM.
Absolutely unqualified for the job as Surgeon General. If the Senators have enough sense, all 18 of them would vote no on Holsinger.
I was talking about the Senators in the Health Committee
Sorry, 21 on the committee
Man, I would hope that even with today’s wingnuttia, an endorsement from Fred @#(&@#( Phelps would be the kiss of death to anyone’s career.
But I fear I’m gonna be disappointed on that mark.
(and how does this sacrifice on the altar of fag lust thing work? ^_^)
Sweet disco balls, Ace. Now i have to find some bleach to get that out of my brain. Argh.
That would be Neal Horsley, anti-abortion nutjob and proud mulefucker.
Not that I wouldn’t put mulefucking out of the provenance of Fred Phelps. As Bill Hicks put it (why does it seem I am always referencing him these days?), anyone that far to the right is hiding something, and I could totally see it being some sort of sexual congress with animals, or maybe small children, for a dude like Fred Phelps.
Oh, god. I can’t tell you how I long for the word “cowfucker” to be attached to Phelp’s name.
I may be off on this, but wasn’t there a guy from Wisconsin who got arrested for having sex with a dead deer within the past year? (yup, I was right) I think “Roadkill Fucker Phelps” has a much nicer ring to it.
Jo–hey, don’t look at me, I borrowed the expression from someone who’d referred to her writings on Joe McCarthy.
If I didn’t know Fred better, I’d say he’s hoping James Holsinger gets turfed. That would serve to strengthen the Westboro Baptist Church worldview that Everything Is Under Fag Control. And what is more, Holsinger’s being disqualified would offer WBC members yet more proof that Fred is a prophet.
It doesn’t matter that Holsinger is under-qualified by every objective measure; he is, to Phelps, eminent among scholars for his stance on homosexuality.
I’m gonna use that image in my had whenever I want to cheat on a diet!!! Ye gods…
Jeff: yeah, i have a dear (no pun intended) friend in WI who periodically emails me with this kinda stuff. A year or so back, there actually WAS a cowfucker. I even wrote her a song about it to the tune of “Moonraker” ^___^
but you’re right. “Roadkill Fucker” just got me laughing like a fool.
Don’t forget about Santorum and dogs.
Can you believe Santorum’s new consulting gig is at a firm called…wait for it…
Eckert Seamans?
No, I’m not kidding.
Sodomites are in control now? No one told ME! Whoo hoo! Party time!
Oh. My. God. I just followed my own links through to the smoking gun pages on the WI roadkill fucker. It’s fantastic! The public defender actually cited Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride while making an argumen that a carcass is not an animal. Bloody brilliant!
Just remember… “there’s ALWAYS time for lubricant!”
What WAS the name of that movie?
Louise: It was Evolution with David Duchovny!!! Loved it *kissy faces*
[…] Fred Phelps is at it again: Sodomites now dominate all of America at every level of society and government; wherever you find a critical, vitally important decision making or policy making position in government or society, you will find a slimy, smirking, smarmy fag or fag enabler even either directly making the decision or absolutely controlling the outcome of it. The current example of this Satanic phenomenon is the pending confirmation of Dr. James Holsinger to be Surgeon General of the United States. […]
YES!!! I wanted so much to come up with it on my own w/o Googling it, but couldn’t do it…but I do remember that Selenium in the dandruff shampoo was what saved the day.
HA- and they say girls have no grasp of chemistry.