Posted by Amanda Marcotte September 7, 2006 in Asides, Technology
When I read the quote, “Do you love your computer? Really, really love your computer?”, I could only think of one thing.
There is only one company that can take this idea (NSFW) and make it profitable. Hip. Stylish. And maybe even unisex one day. With a typically curt but intriguing slogan.
Apple Powerbook: Our cutout is your pleasure.
Good news for Jeff G*ldst*in: Soon available for microcomputers.
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Do you think he’s googling G*ldst*in yet?
One can imagine his reaction to the above NSFW:
“No face? What am I supposed to do with it?”
Forget Vagina Dentata, I’m mortally afraid of something like that treating my “disk” like an old iomega ZIP or floppy. Thats not mentioning the viralload.
Well, the iMac is thhe home pornographer’s perfect computer. Right ot of the box, it includes webcam, photo compiloing, video editing, looping soundtrack creator, DVD burner, web page creation software. And that’s not even counting the … er… creative plug-in for the iPod.
Haha, Liquid Silk! That stuff is teh awesome.
Since I’m at work, I can’t track this down right now, but I seem to recall running across a reference to a USB-plug-in vibrator. Google, anyone?
This appears to be one…
Thanks Jack, I’ll have to check later. NJIT is a hell of a lot more paranoid in its computer policy than Rutgers was….
Hmm, weird. Seton Hall doesn’t seem to care (granted I’m using my own laptop, but you’d expect a Catholic university to be more strict than an engineering school.)
yeh, but I’m faculty, using a university machine in a university office. I guess they expect some kind of dignity out of us.
Hehe…yeah, when I start to teach, I’m going to have to seriously think about clicking on those links a lot of my friends send me. HAHA!
Oh FUCK! I’ve lived here for two weeks, I sublet, I use my roomate’s computer, which is hooked into the widescreen Hi-def in the living room. I click through, disturbing disembodied women- bits fill the screen.
I go to answer a phone call from my grandmother. Then, the landlady stops by. Young, blonde, and angry. I’ve never met her, she has no idea who this sketchwad is, my roomate is not supposed to have a dog, the rent is past due (?). the lease is up, she walks into the living room, and WHAM!
Widescreen, Hi-def PLASTO-TWAT!
It was about then that she started making noises about how she and the guy who is on the lease “really need to talk, the lease is up” FUCK!
/I like living here, and really don’t want to get evicted.
Jack, you’re gonna be a teacher? Cool….
According to NJIT’s policies, I’m not supposed to use the interwebs for anything personal, except in small quantities. I can’t imagine they enforce the rules very strongly, except for cases of blatant misuse, but I should probably start heeding the NSFW warnings more than I have hitherto.
Of course, my students will have to get used to my undignified music when they stop by, yo.