We queers are a powerful lot! Look at the mayhem being caused by the homos that want to get together for World Pride in Jerusalem. Instead of partying on, apparently the fags and dykes have been secretly working in concert with Hezbollah to create all the havoc. Who knew? (WND):
Are Israel’s troubles in the Gaza Strip and Lebanon and the Hezbollah rockets slamming daily into major Israeli population centers here a result of the Jewish state’s tacit support for a homosexual parade slated for next month in Jerusalem?
Some rabbis seem to think so, and they are attempting to block the event from taking place in Judaism’s holiest city.
“Why does this war break out this week, all of sudden with little warning? Because this is the exact week the Jewish people are trying to decide whether the gay pride parade should take place in Jerusalem or Tel Aviv,” Pinchas Winston, a noted author, rabbi and lecturer based in Jerusalem told WND.
…”This [parade] is an attack against God himself,” Winston said. “God has told the Jewish people, ‘If you are not going to fight for my honor, you will be forced to fight for your own honor.’”
One of my readers said: “I thought the new gay-beam from the new gay-satalite for the Middle East was turned up a little too high. I’ll speak to gay-central-command and have them turn it down a tad…”
H/t to Eliot of News Fit to Post
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Speaking as a proud Jew, all I can say is fuck that noise. It both saddens and angers me that a few, select fundy Jews have declared a war on logic and rational thinking, especially considering that it’s supposed to be one of our greatest traditions and strengths. Even WorldNutDaily must know that this guy doesn’t represent the opinion of the vast majority of Jews, in Israel or anyhwere else.
(sigh)
As a proud member of the LGBT community, I can honestly say we have no designs on the Middle East whatsoever, you all can keep all that damn sand …
Though we are thinking about redecorating the temple mount … I’m sorry, but wailing was SO last decade ….
Wow, brings a whole new meaning to Margaret Cho’s sleeper Al-Gayda cells.
Now I know why you want those fuck-me heels, Jeff. Spikes are awesome weapons of mass destruction!
You better believe it! But it’s more because my legs look so fucking good in heels
I have a really bad toothache, and I just had to pay a plumber $300. Gay people probably are to blame for that, too.
Well, if you would have tossed some cheesy 70s music on the stereo, you might have been able to get the plumbing done for free…[wink, wink].
Hmm, Jeff, I need to get some new heels too … how about we go shopping together and destroy the institution of marriage and some small nations while we are at it?
Only if I get to have ABBA’s “I do, I do, I do, I do, I do” played as I march down the aisle.
I think you are fallling into the same trap the black have been in for years with the word ‘nigger’.
They say it’s offensive, but it seems to be OK when they wish to use it. When called on it, they then trot out a new and nuanced rule that says if you are indeed, black, then you are exempt…..but we really wish it would go away…..but then again, it’s a term of brotherhood……butr it pisses us off when whitey uses it……but not when blackie uses it……we’re not sure about the Mexicans……
Queer has been reclaimed for quite some time now. If you take a spin around the winger sites, the word the right likes to use these days is the quaint “homosexual”.
BTW, I had the pleasure last year of being cited in Freeperland, referred to as “a female homosexual.” I had posted about Oklahoma College Republicans who were planning a ‘Straight Pride Week.’
Why do I suspect than even being a femme, I’m still gonna get out queened at my own wedding here?
Ah well, at least we get cats and dogs living together, world ending, that kind of stuff, out of this.
Uh, Raw Courage, you take away the power of an insult when you don’t think of it as an insult. Hell, people have been calling me jackoff for all my life because my name is John Goff. I’ve gotten used to it and, I even laugh along with people when they call me that, even when they mean it as insulting. I have taken the name as my own, so much so that there are people who know me as Jack. I’m perfectly fine with it.
“Queer” can be a powerful “fuck you” to the right whenever they no longer have that in their bag of hate-mongering.
A “female homosexual” huh? They must be getting paid per word. The term I hear a lot is “gays”. Personaly, I like “queer” as it covers a larger variety of differentness.
As for turning worlds around, my sister started a GLBT Ally group here in Tucson after I came out. They are selling pins to benefit the local GLBT organization that read:
Friends and
Allies of
Gays
Talk about taking a hateful word out of the arsenal.
Reminds me of the time I saw a pair of teenage idiots bag up their fastfood containers and just drop them in a store entrance, ignoring the garbage can a couple of feet away.
I picked up the bag they’d dropped and tapped one of them on the shoulder to point out to them that I was dropping it in the garbage can. I think I said “Hey, use this,” and I swear, I said it politely and quietly. Even with some amusement, they were such idiots.
The girl yelled with startlement. The boy turned round at the yell and freaked at me. He yelled “Speccy dyke! You — speccy dyke!”
Well, I wear specs. And I’m a dyke. I grinned at both of them. “You got that right, but at least I don’t drop litter!”
I never before realized fully the power of just not accepting a word as insulting.
Raw Courage:
Racist/Sexist insults are intended to put people “in their place”, and require a societal weight to give them power. It’s why a white guy saying “nigger” has more power than a black guy saying “honky”; One word has a history of slavery, discrimination, prejudice, injustice and violence backing it up to mean “You are less of a person than me”. “Honky” and “Cracker” might be disdainful, but it dosen’t have a history of dominance to give it weight.
Naturally, two people in the same group using the word eliminates the power as a dominance tool. It becomes an expression of equality. So if you are outside the target group when using racist or sexist words, you’d better be damn sure that group knows you see them as fully equal.
Our evil plans are falling into place. MUAHAHAAHA!!
Well now this is hardly news - since the Homosexual Central Command is already responsible for events up to the scale of natural disasters, a wee little war should hardly be an effort.
Speaking as a straight person, there are stll definitely situations where I’d be uneasy about using “Queer”.
In Activist circles, it’s fine, used as a convenient shorthand for GBLT(whateverotheracronymsyouwant), but at school, work, or at a bar, depending on the context of the conversation I’d worry someone might hear and take in the wrong way. Not everyone out there is going to be hip to the fact that “Queer” has been largely reclaimed, and I wouldn’t want to be thought of as a bigot.
Also, I’m anachronistic enough that sometimes I say “queer” and mean “strange”. This has a tendency to confuse people.
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“Why does this war break out this week, all of sudden with little warning?”
Hmm. Well, it might have something to do with kidnapped Israeli soldiers. Or ceaseless rocket attacks coming from the fringes of Lebanon. Perhaps a new Israeli government not wanting to look too weak after giving up the Gaza strip? Maybe Iran is even using their client, Hezbollah, to draw world attention away from their nuclear ambitions. Or it could simply be that the terrorists groups decided, for whatever reason, that now was a good time to really piss Israel off.
Oh, whoops, that’s complicated geopolitical and international theory, there. Yeah, let’s just blame the fags, that’s nice and simple. Maybe we can put it on a NASCAR cap, while we’re at it?
“Hmm. Well, it might have something to do with kidnapped Israeli soldiers. Or ceaseless rocket attacks coming from the fringes of Lebanon. Perhaps a new Israeli government not wanting to look too weak after giving up the Gaza strip? Maybe Iran is even using their client, Hezbollah, to draw world attention away from their nuclear ambitions. Or it could simply be that the terrorists groups decided, for whatever reason, that now was a good time to really piss Israel off.”
You might also want to throw “illegally occupied territories” and “illegally captured prisoners” and “ongoing apartheid” in there, too. Ya know.
I have a really bad toothache, and I just had to pay a plumber $300. Gay people probably are to blame for that, too.
Hey, I had a really bad headache yesterday, and I’m also straight! Damn the Queer Agenda and its unreasoning powers of destruction!
I’m with labyrus. Queer is easier to pronounce than the letter salad of initials, and also lends itself to an old cliche (…as a 3-dollar bill). But that’s personal preference.
These are probably the same people who thought that Hurricane Katrina was God’s punishment for the Disengagement (pulling the settlements out of Gaza and parts of the West Bank). Yeeeaah.
speaking of the salad of letters, I think I saw one that I didn’t recognize recently.
GLBTQ, got that. then I think I saw an I?
you know, belgium is just asking for it…I for Intersexed, maybe?
I agree with those who like the reclaiming and defining of queer, because it is a helpful catchall for the variety of sexes and sexualities that are out there, and serves as a reminder that there’s a need for unity in action for tolerance.
“Why does this war break out this week, all of sudden with little warning?”
Yeah, no warning at all, sure…
Reminds of something Noam Chomsky once said… Apparently, his schedule is so heavily booked that he sometimes has to give titles for talks months or even years in advance. In these cases “The Crisis in the Middle East” is always a safe bet, because you always know there will be one.
never liked belgium myself; too bland (plus every single time that I was there, even for a short day trip, it managed to rain at some point), I swear, the national colour is beige …
Right, okay, full on queer assault into belgium!
Mmmm. Chocolate *gurgle gurgle gurgle* [/Homer Simpson]
Oh yes, and REALLY good beer *yum* … hmm, think we might be on to something here …
Mmmmm! Belgian beer! Rock on!
“I have a really bad toothache, and I just had to pay a plumber $300.”
Wow! I didn’t realise root canals were that deep!