Marital sex for the purposes of unity isn’t supposed to be fun? What is it supposed to be, a difficult task that provides a sense of companionship and having done good work, like Habitat for Humanity?

I’m pretty sure she was. She was loony and overshared about her blessed married sex life, but she did have a mostly reality-based view of life.

We were not to give students the impression that condoms were at all advisable for sex, ever. Because making sex about fun and not about marriage or babies is somehow thwarting God’s purpose for humanity.

It’s in the teaching guidelines. In creating our textbook we were strongly advised to describe Fertility Awareness as a means of family planning for married couples, to “stick to the facts” about other methods of birth control (and some of the “facts” they asked us to included have been disproven.), and not to encourage students to any course of action that might contravene the teachings of some nominally celibate man.

So I think your religion teacher might have been committing a bit of a risky, if reality-based act. Good on her.

Anorexia is the only 100% effective form of contraceptive.

I’ve known a few pregnant anorexics, which was just incredibly sad. But, the biggest contraceptive feature of anorexia is that it kills your sex drive completely. I’ve known several women and at least one gay man who developed eating disorders as a way to control/limit sexual drives that they were told were sinful.

Anorexics can’t get pregnant, our bodies auto-abort.

Anorexia is the only 100% effective form of contraceptive.

That just adds another layer of satirical charm to coulter’s persona, she’s a pro-life, crazy conservative who’s body is the biggest abortifacient known to man and who fucks liberal guys because they’re cooler.

Ann Coulter was last known to be doing… a Liberal Guy! (wooOOOooo)

That any man has fallen so far into shadow makes me lose hope for the race, since, very likely, she will breed and spread her hellspawn to other generations.

Maybe so, but she’d probably eat her children before they were old enough to continue the line.

And knowing her, she probably wouldn’t even bother killing them, first.

Our double bed is two single beds, joined in the middle, with a double mattress pad.

That any man has fallen so far into shadow makes me lose hope for the race, since, very likely, she will breed and spread her hellspawn to other generations.

I’ll believe that shit when I see it. And then I’ll put my eyes out with my thumbs.

I’m kind of bothered that they assume couples who use HBC just fuck like bunnies all the time and don’t spend nonsexual time together ever. Dude, if you never spend nonsexual time together in a marriage, you’ve got bigger issues than birth control.